It’s been a busy 8 days. I know I haven’t done a regular post, unless it was a guest post, but as you should know, we had a friend of my wife’s in for a visit. She has gone home, just in time to get pounded with snow.
But now that she is gone, I find myself somewhat relieved. Yes, I like my wife’s friend and yes I enjoyed having her here. However, there is something you must understand. Having another woman in the house, who is your wife’s friend, seriously curtails your manhood.
I know that for all you women reading this, you will soon curl your lip, especially if you are married. But being a man, is being a man, and there are things we do, as men, that we do. I was unable to engage in my normal manly things since we had a quest. In other words, I had to be on my BEST BEHAVIOUR.
Do you understand how difficult this is, as a man, to pull off?
I was unable to sneak downstairs in the middle of the night in my underwear to get something to drink.
I was unable to walk around the house, farting as I am used to doing, especially when I’m looking to disgust my wife and daughter and get a quick laugh out of it.
I was unable to burp out in the open, no matter where I was in the house.
I was unable to scratch my butt, or other parts of my anatomy, when I felt like it.
I was unable to take the remote, with my hand halfway down my pants like Al Bundy, and channel surf.
I could not do any of these things, in order not to embarrass my wife. Hey, don’t judge me, she knows where I sleep and is a little overly fond of sharp objects. It was like a PRISON.
But now? Now I’m free. Free to burp, fart, walk around in my underwear, channel surf, and generally do what I do best. Be a man.
Freedom never felt so good. Or maybe that was the loud obnoxious fart I just let out.
I have a number of comments and other things I will be taking care of over the next few days to get back into the swing of things. I hope everyone is having a good week, and is not totally frozen.
Until next time, take care.